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Stand-up comic. Web marketer. Tech douchebag.

journalism

Fake Thoughts, Fake Prayers, Fake Friends

Posted on April 23, 2013

Doling out the brutal truth that people inherently flock to human carnage as a way to instill relief in their own survival.

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I rant about the reaction on social media to the Boston Marathon bombing, how most put their ‘perceived selves’ on a pedestal in light of actually grieving a tragedy, the expectations we have towards journalistic outfits compared to the social web, why the news media continually gets facts wrong and how we’re all to blame for it.

In addition, I quickly review Twitter #Music, explain why an individual’s music tastes can’t be crowdsourced, and give streaming music services the most effective marketing message they should lead with in their advertising to the public.

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Links from this episode:

The Repetitive Cycle of Tragedy and Social Media
The Best Twitter Response to Tragedy: Shut Up
CNN Gets It Wrong — Why We Don’t Really Mind
Rule #1: Don’t Be A Profiteering Asshole
Breaking News Is Broken
Here’s what we don’t know at this hour
Twitter Music Is Great For Artists; Less So For Fans
Twitter Music: More Noise, Less Signal
Splashy ads and free streaming promotions don’t work

They’re Not Talking About You

Posted on March 8, 2013

Doling out the brutal truth that the real reason you’re not on Facebook anymore has nothing to do with privacy or data, it’s because you don’t have any friends.

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I rant about Facebook’s newly revamped design, why detractors of their news feed algorithm are missing the plot, how Google’s search results are judged by a double-standard, and why there are so many Facebook ads that contain cleavage shots.

In addition, I get livid over journalists who ignore the economic realities when whining about pay, how we take for granted tools that allow talented luddites to overcome technical hurdles, and why Marissa Mayer’s decision to end telecommuting at Yahoo has nothing to do with you.

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Links from this episode:

Separating truth from fiction about Facebook
We do not own our audience’s attention
Seriously, Facebook, What Is Up With These Obnoxious, Sexist Ads?
Twitter Reaction to Events Often at Odds with Overall Public Opinion
A Day in the Life of a Freelance Journalist
A Day in the Life of a Digital Editor
Micropublishing is about more than just The Magazine
Why Banning Telecommuters Is A Sign Your Company Is Screwed
The Yahoo Kerfuffle

I’m Not Crazy, Just Talking To My Glasses

Posted on March 2, 2013

Doling out the brutal truth that the average person on this planet doesn’t have enough money, resources or infrastructure to access the supposedly “free” internet.

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I rant about how Google Glass and smart watches will run into the same societal issues as bluetooth earpieces, why wearable technology is not about style or design but how others are disturbed by it, and that none will be successful when its usage makes you look like a crazy person.

In addition, I explain why the demographic who’d best utilize a Chromebook Pixel can’t afford it, how many people live without unlimited supply of bandwidth, and that Facebook is losing popularity with teens due to social media’s inherent cycle of narcissism and depression.

Lastly, I get meta by commenting on many of the bloggers writing about App.net, how the use case of tech journalists often differs from their readers, and why it all could be a contributing factor to the perception that the community is void of active users.

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Links from this episode:

The Google Glass feature no one is talking about
The Fate of Google Glass
Candidly Speaking, An iWatch Is A Dumb Idea
The Chromebook Pixel Is The Most Brilliant Laptop You’ll Never Buy
The Enduring Myth of the ‘Free’ Internet
Over-Wired Americans Are Richer Than They Realize
Why Facebook might be losing teens
App.net’s push for renewals starts with free accounts

Are News Paywalls Obstructing Literacy?

Online Subscription Models Are An Assault On Literacy

Forcing the general population to pay for news of the day content is turning them away from requisite knowledge for day-to-day economic, social, professional and personal success. And media outlets everywhere are clamoring to slap a “for less than the cost of a cup of coffee per day” paywall on that requisite knowledge.

I’m confused by this argument. Before the internet came around into the mainstream, didn’t the general population have to pay for news as well? The paper was around fifty cents a day. Local and network TV news is still freely available now as it was then, with the only cost obviously being the ownership of a television (which even the lowest of the low income folk still had). Same with terrestrial radio. So how do paywalls online inherently change this dynamic?

Limiting the scope to just the time period of the web’s progression, when the supposed “original sin” of journalism was perpetrated, could give merit to the argument, but it still makes one very big assumption. Who exactly are these people that feel persecuted by paywalls? Who isn’t reading general purpose “news of the day” reporting that would if they could afford it? Even better, do these people even give a fuck about the news in the first place?

In the same way that many of the privileged feign outrage and get offended on behalf of a underclass supposedly slighted by a remark, it’s arrogant to assume that what you consider “critical news you need to be successful in life” is even viewed in the same regard by others. Hell, many of the most accomplished people think keeping up with the news is a waste of time. For 99.9% of the public, even high-profile stories like the fiscal cliff and the war in Afghanistan frankly have little effect on an average person’s life, let alone their ability to change anything if it did.

I’ll be the first one to lament over the general public’s stupidity, our obsession with unimportant celebrity blather and the inclination to weigh the minutiae in our narcissistic small-worlds much more worthy than actual world-impactful events, but who am I to truly judge the merits of how others live their lives, informed or not?

Of course, the slippery slope argument here is that if all news outlets enact these paywalls en masse, then it will ultimately end with a dystopian future of the haves and the have-nots. Sounds a bit alarmist to me. The news has been commoditized enough already with a race to the bottom cost-wise that I can’t see this situation ever playing out.

Why Editorial Independence On The Web Doesn’t Matter

As if there’s much integrity left to go around in the day and age of pageview journalism, last week brought much a kerfuffle in the technobabble-sphere when CBS apparently forced CNET staff to exclude Dish’s Hopper DVR from its best-of-show awards at the Consumer Electronics Show. Of course, tech blogs chomped at the bit to tear down a major media outlet (and direct competitor) with scathing posts about the ‘scandal’ and even got some self-righteous grandstanding by way of one of CNET’s own writers quitting over the ordeal.

Just how dumb was it for CBS to interject in CNET’s supposed editorial independence? I don’t necessarily think it was at all. Sure, the blogerati are in full outcry mode, grabbing their pitchforks and launching into verbose ethical diatribes. But other than these select few folks (who frankly don’t trust reviews on any blogs regardless), who really gives a fuck?

Now don’t take that as if I’m actually supporting the obvious conflict of interest when corporations slant, edit or downright censor their subsidiary journalistic outfits. The question put forth here is whether or not this is inherently dumb for them to do so. My supposition is that it probably doesn’t matter much either way.

Winning CNET’s ‘Best of CES’ award wouldn’t have made a dent in the Hopper DVR’s sales, just as not featuring it in the awards wouldn’t have put the device out of business (as CBS would prefer). While inside our self-important bubble, these types of pieces may seem like the grand stage of swaying public opinion, but in reality – to a normal everyday consumer – it’s nothing but a blip if any factor at all. I’d surmise that the product signage itself at Best Buy is more influential (in the mass market) than any one single blog’s review scores.

We’re living in a time of information overload, folks. Don’t agree with a particular site’s review? Think it’s slanted or biased or decidedly “fanboy”? Well, there’s another one just underneath it a click away – and a hundred more past that. From posting honest commentary to explicit “payola”, no one voice stands to make that much of a difference in the success or failure of anything. There’s no longer any ultimate tastemakers. So go ahead. Let the line between corporate politics and journalism blur – or not. With information in aggregate, it doesn’t fucking matter.

The gall of the players involved with this journalistic ‘scandal’ to think one post matters at all, whether to specifically exclude it (as what CBS ordered) to screaming bloody murder over its exclusion (as what the tech press did) really is the most laughable part of this whole thing to me. Of course, the same could be said with any of my own posts.

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