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Instagram Is Just As Much The ‘Bad Guy’ Here

Instagram Isn’t Twitter’s Bitch

I am in the minority. As are a lot of the people on Twitter today, crying out about the news. I’m certainly in the minority in my household. My nanny is a Facebook user first and almost never uses Twitter. She shrugged at the news. My husband values his Instagram network more than the others, and rarely shares on Twitter as is. He deemed the idea of “Twitter filters” as immediately lame. Tech insiders keep talking about how bad this is for users. But we’re not always representative of the whole. For many, it may not be.

I’m quite surprised (and delighted) to read some “layman” common sense from one of the technorati elite – the acknowledgment that the majority of ordinary people don’t have the same priorities and concerns that entitled early adopter douchebags like us do. Outside of a few folks wondering why some inline photos in their Twitter stream (which they rarely check often anyways) don’t appear as fluidly as they did before, I highly doubt the lack of Instagram’s integration with the Twitter card format will be anything but a blip on the user experience radar.

Instagram has 100 million users, but how many of them are there for Instagram’s own network effects and how many of them are there because they wisely leveraged the network effects of Twitter and Facebook early on?

While there are outlier examples of those who have built a massive audience on Instagram alone, the primary driver of its growth was most certainly visibility on existing platforms. If your pseudo-professional quality photos were walled off inside the app from the start, I highly doubt we’d even be talking about Instagram at this point, let alone it getting acquired by Facebook by a billion dollars.

Social media is fueled absurdly by hooking into our narcissistic dark sides, so the most valuable network to us will always be the one which permits for the maximum amount of reach. Take a look at Facebook’s long-standing march skirting the lines of privacy and you can tell Mark Zuckerberg has known this fact for years. The more public it is, the more it gets used – regardless of the vocal minority who will piss and moan about it.

The same assumption could be said inside of Kevin Systrom’s mind with Instagram’s book-ended strategy shift. Piggyback off of other larger platforms and use the network effect to grow. Then when at some amount of sustainable critical mass, expand your presence to blossom into becoming that very same large platform base – and start locking the doors to prevent competitors doing the same.

If you read the rags about this affair, Twitter is being portrayed as the bad guy. Facebook is being portrayed as the bad ‘big brother’. As I see it, however, Instagram is just as much the bad guy as anyone else. The fact that they’re decidedly smaller and have an ‘underdog’ tag in people’s minds is the only reason they’re avoiding similar vitriol.

None of these parties are doing anything outside of the typical growth playbook any business, online or off, operates by. How many more users does Instagram need before we end up turning on them too?

No Amount Of Twitter Notoriety Can Replace Doing The Work

Catching Up With The Funniest Guy On Twitter

De­laney has mixed feelings about the medium that made him. “I respect Twitter. I am grateful for what it has done for me,” he says. “But Twitter is a double-edged sword. Yes, you can improve your joke-writing craft, you can increase the number of people that hear them. But you can get drunk on people telling you, ‘you are the best’ or ‘you are the worst.’

You have to remember, Twitter pays no one’s bills. It can lead to opportunities, but you still have to get up every day and work. Twitter isn’t real. This is real,” he says, gesturing at the space between us. “If one of us made a smell, we would smell it.”

Some food for thought for the new wave of digital nomads. If the guy who is widely known as having his career being “made” by Twitter is saying this, take heed.

Whether you’re a comedian or any other type of entrepreneur, don’t get confused by the attention economy in thinking notoriety equates to financial success.

Some of the most followed folks in the social media space are broke while plenty of unknowns, who barely touch these platforms, are millionaires. It’s not the medium that makes a man. It’s getting up every day and doing the fucking work.

No One Gives A Shit About Your Use Case

Doling out the brutal truth that businesses that rely on mass adoption will always cater their product to those masses without any regard to the small group of passionate early adopters.

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I rant about Twitter’s so-called “pivot” into establishing themselves as a media company, how App.net is not a “change the world” endeavor, the endless unfounded whining from brands and marketers about Facebook’s news feed algorithm and why the use cases of the stupid masses matters more than that of smarter power users.

In addition, I poke fun at the outpouring of sadness over the Hostess bankruptcy as simply “nostalgic outrage” and question the merits, decisions and delusions of the smartest minds of our times slaving away at creating value for free.

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Links from this episode:

Who’s to Blame for the Hostess Bankruptcy?
Twitter’s pre-expanded Cards come to the search, Discover sections of apps
Twitter is pivoting
Twitter Does A Lot Of Different Things For Different People, Deal With It
Facebook Explains The Four Ways It Sorts The News Feed
Online Advertising Through The Wrong Lens
How Facebook’s New Sound Notifications Could Boost Engagement
How Much Longer Can Tech’s Free Party Last?

Don’t Make Me Feel Special

Doling out the brutal truth that no matter where you choose to get your news there will always be inaccuracies, so having a constant skeptical eye is a requirement.

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I rant about Best Buy’s price-matching strategy for combatting showrooming, how it’s laughable they’re investing in training their employees about Windows 8, and ultimately why their customers are choosing to do business with Amazon instead (it’s not all about price!).

In addition, I jump on the bandwagon to discuss the Republican’s Election Day failures yet admit their IT troubles are actually commonplace in every company’s IT department across the world. Finally, I stand up for Twitter in the debate on whether or not news that breaks on the platform has any journalistic integrity.

play audio Dont Make Me Feel Special

Links from this episode:

Best Buy’s Amazon price match is a $400M all-in bet it can’t win
Best Buy Invests 50,000 Hours of Employee Training on Windows 8
Inside Team Romney’s whale of an IT meltdown
Twitter: the future of journalism, or only the bad kind?
Retweeting Without Reading? Yeah, It’s Happening

iPad Mini: For People With A Normal-Sized Penis

Doling out the brutal truth that social platforms are built around the dynamics of narcissistic supply and the more one function gives out, the more it gets utilized.

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I rant about Apple’s latest product announcement, why the iPad mini will outsell all tablets on the market, how a $30 price bump won’t make a dent in the demand, and why the fourth generation iPad is a non-story since normal people are clueless to specs and can’t tell the difference in performance anyways.

In addition, I explain why Twitter is moving towards replacing it’s “favorite” action to “star” and tell all Facebook page owners complaining about their visibility in news feeds to go fuck themselves.

play audio iPad Mini: For People With A Normal Sized Penis

Links from this episode:

People Whining About The New iPad
The iPad mini’s price is high, low, and everything in between
Twitter testing ‘like’ and ‘star’ instead of ‘favorite’
Facebook – I want my friends back!

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